Illawarra Films | Wildcard Quarter Finals

A quick sneak peak at our Illawarra Wildcard Finalists for the SHORT+SWEET ILLAWARRA FILM FESTIVAL 2021

A more creative world: ten-minutes at a time.

ONE NIGHT ONLY
Sat 23 Oct | 7:30 PM
at the Bridge Street Theatre Coniston (Phoenix Theatre)
All tickets $15

Vote for your top three films, the winners advancing to our Wollongong and Nowra Heat Season.

It all Started with the Fires | Thirroul

Written and directed by Gabriel McCarthy

2020. From 3 billion creatures dying, the global pandemic, to the Trump Impeachment, Beirut travesty, Floyd’s death, American riots, to wearing mask and isolating at home, to the Biden and Harris victory… it all started with the Australian fires.

Key Cast: Gabriel McCarthy, Larry G Jones

Starlight (Popasaurus) | Oak Flats

Written and Directed by Chad Steele

In the music video for Popasaurus’ ‘Starlight,’ a lone space farer floats through the abyss of space as she in enveloped by the cosmos.

Helsreach | Wollongong

Written and directed by Richard Bolland

A gripping fan movie trailer inspired by Warhammer.

Get Off the Grass | Wollongong/Sutherland

Written and directed by Kristina Cetinski

An Australian woman deals with some unwanted house guests.

Performing in Limbo

With TWISTED and SHORT+SWEET ILLAWARRA in COVID’s firing line, local independent theatre companies Rising Arts, Short+Sweet Illawarra and the Phoenix Theatre band together to try and save their shows.

Phil Harris, Associate Producer Short+Sweet Illawarra

Actor: Tim Love as Jafar in Rising Arts production of TWISTED.
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It’s no secret that Covid 19 has devastated the world. There has not been an industry that has escaped its scourge. That’s just as true for the performing arts world and all those that dabble in the greasepaint or bring your entertainment under the stage lights. To have a nod of agreement that ticket sales are down is one thing but to truly delve into the organisational and personal cost of the pandemic is something completely different. Herein is that impact on 3 different levels. Actor, Producer and Venue Provider.

A producer’s nightmare is known as “no bums on seats!” We pull out hair worrying the budget will be shot, tickets will not be sold and the show will lose money thereby jeopardising future shows. After months of pulling all the pieces together, recruiting the illusive production team, promoting hard and scraping together every cent, we prime ourselves for the oncoming opening night. Then someone tells you it’s over before it begins!

The tears fall, the fury bursts, the financial panic sets in and everybody has been hit. The much anticipated Short+Sweet festival and the Rising Arts production of TWISTED have collided head on in their attempts to get their events on the stage. Only by working together have they managed to pull it off, but they are not out of the woods yet.

TWISTED the musical parodies the 1992 Walt Disney Animation Studios’ film Aladdin, and the Walt Disney Company in general, telling the story from the point of view of Ja’far, the Royal Vizier (Pictured). It has several nods and homages to the musical Wicked, which similarly retells a popular story from the villain’s point of view. It’s fun, looney and toe tapping. Just what we need since Covid devastated the arts industry.

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JARROD RIESINGER

Director, TWISTED – Rising Arts Productions

When the current COVID lockdown was announced, it risked taking local production TWISTED with it – their two-week season coinciding with the recent closure of live theatre. But where there are stage-lights, there is hope.

Jarrod: We were preparing and finalising last minute bits and pieces for the production week of Twisted when the news broke. Naturally, it was a crushing blow for us as a creative team, cast and crew who have spent the last year working on the show which had already experienced significant delays due to the 2020 lockdowns but an eventuality we were expecting given the circumstances. We at Rising Arts did what a lot of community theatre groups did when the news broke, we quickly pivoted to plan B and worked in with one another to secure new dates and contingency plans for our shows while also sharing commiserations with one another knowing how devastating it is to have a show affected by COVID-19. It has honestly been touching the amount of love that has been shown to us and everyone else going through a similar experience and has really brought us closer together as a community; a silver lining from a terrible time for all members of the creative arts community.

We’ve been very fortunate to have had the support of so many. Thanks to the flexibility of Short+Sweet Illawarra and Steen at the Phoenix Theatre, we at least have the opportunity to hit the stage when this is all over. At the end of the day we are all one big extended community, so to have people willing to move heaven and earth to try and get you on stage after repeated delays to your show and the offerings of help and support from other companies in the area really emphasises the positives that can come out of working as a collective unit. It’s often easy for companies to isolate themselves and run their own race, but when push comes to shove its moments like these that really epitomise the kind of energy we should all be bringing to the stage and the way we operate at all times.

At this point we’ve spent over 12 months trying to get Twisted to the stage and so many people have spent countless hours to build this piece of theatre; whether it be cast, crew, orchestra or creatives. It’s always hard on a person when something you’ve dedicated so much time to doesn’t come to fruition. That said, artists are nothing but resilient and we’re lucky to have a really resilient and adaptable team who has been willing to go on this wild journey with us, which I think is a testament to the kind of people involved in theatre in the Illawarra. We’re a tough and talented breed, and together we’ll come out the other side of lockdown stronger and better for the experience.

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LUKE BERMAN

Festival Director, Short+Sweet Illawarra

With local theatre In the firing line of COVID, Short+Sweet Illawarra producer Luke Berman throws a lifeline to Rising Arts Productions, moving his festival to give TWISTED a chance to shine.

Luke: Not only is this is anxious time for our artists with the uncertainty how long the current lockdown might last, but any closure of live performance is a loss to our community. It’s the audiences that miss out too. People have showed they want to go out. Short+Sweet fans know we put on an excellent festival every year. They look forward to it. Our Sydney festival was seeing record audience attendance before lockdown. People are definitely sick of Netflix.

We’re doing something really special here in the Illawarra.

We have a vision to be the only region in the world to offer an annual season with six separate Short+Sweet performance strands. Theatre, Film, Dance, Youth, Cabaret and Stand-up Comedy. This festival could engage with almost anyone in the region and give them a stage in which to tell their stories and to show their talents.

But we too rely completely on ticket sales to ensure the festivals success, so there is definitely the risk of the festival losing money with audience restrictions or extension to lock-downs. If we can get the bums on seats, we could make enough to expand as early as next year. Ourfuture  success financially and creatively relies entirely on how we nurture, engage with, and support our actors, directors, writers, technicians, filmmakers, venue owners and our audience.

We have a lot of experience in creating sustainable festivals that are adaptable to market volatility, so we’re well placed to weather the current uncertainty. But as an independent hirer to the theatre, there is only so much we do. Any change to our dates we risk losing plays, directors, actors and crew. It’s tricky to keep changing when you’re working with 23 separate productions and over a hundred artists. But such is the risk of producing theatre during the age of COVID.

What is remarkable though, is the effort that each group is going to for the others. With the cooperation of multiple groups, Short+Sweet Illawarra we were able to move our opening week of plays to free up the stage, and give TWISTED a chance to survive.

This is how we work in the Illawarra. We look out for each-other. I’m sure Rising Arts would do the same for us. We’re not out of the woods yet, and even if we can return to the stage as scheduled, we need the community to support us. Buy a ticket and let us entertain you.

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STEEN

Venue Manager, Bridge Street Theatre (Phoenix Theatre Company)

Venue owner Steen from the Phoenix Theatre has moved mountains to ensure that there is a stage ready for local independent producers Rising Arts Productions and Short+Sweet Illawarra. But his generosity comes at great cost.

Steen:  When the first lockdown happened we were already in debt for three shows about to open, fortunately we have recouped those shows since but it was a very difficult time. We fortunately have very low running costs because we don’t often do rights based modern shows. We are also not profit-driven so we did not have as tough a time as others may have, but we did come close to closing the doors, a possibility that still hangs as a shadow over us in these uncertain times.

Bouncing back will be hard. The key is diversity but it is also the problem. Theatres need to keep diverse audiences want a diverse medium. We hear it all the time that people are sick of seeing the same sort of thing over and over again, but people often fear trying something new.

The Phoenix Theatre is dedicated to emerging theatre makers and providing alternative performance opportunities to the community, this essentially means we do not do standard popular work and do not have the financial resources available to companies that do more audience-friendly theatre such as well-known musicals or comedies.

This does not mean we are any less in quality, we strive for improvement and high-quality performance, it just means resources are sparser due to numbers.

We keep our door prices very low, so people can try something new, if they like it they will come back. I feel smaller more diverse shows that are well done at a lower price will eventually gather more audience who want to see something new along with the big entertainment events, this model is slowly taking on around the theatre centres of the world.

There is absolutely room for both, at the core is telling stories and the shared experience of being in the same room with the performer, feeling the resonance of the voice, the air move with the gesture of the actor and the shared emotional experience with the fellow audience members, the theatre will survive but it may look a little different when it comes back, and that is not always a bad thing. Adaptation is what people do best.

The Phoenix will always be here for the odd the quirky and the alternative, we are deeply connected to our community, and we will adjust to fill in the gaps as best we can and support the emerging theatre makers and audience.

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ZAC CHADWICK

Actor, Short+Sweet Illawarra

Short+Sweet Illawarra actor Zac Chadwick, who lost his role in Short+Sweet Illawarra due to the changed dates reflects on the importance and innovation of our Illawarra theatremakers.

Zac: This most recent COVID outbreak has been tough on individuals, families and business in NSW and let’s be honest, all of Australia. Local business struggle to survive, people from all sorts of situations struggling with demands they’ve never faced before. One such industry that has been hit hard, and strikes a special note with many, including myself is theatre. 

Theatre isn’t just superficial for people who do it, consume it and interact with it, it’s much more. In the same way exercise can help the body and mind, theatre does this for the hearts and souls of people. For myself in particular, there’s been changes in casts, and I haven’t been able to perform in pieces I’ve wanted to, work with friends and colleagues who I learn from and respect, there’s been pieces moved years in advance to accommodate for the uncertainty and most of all it’s stopped a lot of the face-to-face interaction we all need. 

That being said; theatre has been positively affected: seeing communities grow, reach out, there’s been so many accommodations and creative solutions like Facebook live theatre, recordings and rehearsals over zoom, there’s been poets and musicians arise in people who didn’t know they had it in them and it’s given theatre a surge in voices and presence in the online community. 

Whilst it’s been difficult through the financial impact of not only actors but hirers, behind the scene artists, crew, lighting, etc. it has been amazing to see that being physically apart doesn’t have to mean distant. The mood is sombre but hopeful in many cases and hopefully with support, the theatre will thrive again in the way it’s meant to be consumed, in person, in full. 

Cast Announcement – Playmates 2020 Super Team

PLAYMATES ILLAWARRA 2020

ONE NIGHT ONLY
Saturday 12th December at 8:00pm
at the Bridge Street Theatre Coniston (Phoenix Theatre)
Limited Seating to ensure a COVID-Safe production
BOOK TICKETS NOW

For the first time in Playmates’ fifteen-year history, only one actor from each group has been put forward to form a Playmates SUPER TEAM, in our annual improvised comedy showcasing unifying the Illawarra’s theatre and performance groups Roo Theatre Company, Wollongong Workshop Theatre, Stanwell Park Arts Theatre, University, Wollongong Comedy and Black Box Productions.

Our six brave performers will play together for love, not for the trophy in a ultimate statement of friendship and cooperation.

Last year’s champions University will retain the trophy they reclaimed in the controversial 2019 Grand Final triumph over Wollongong Comedy. While keeping the trophy another year was music to the ears of University captain Alexander Cuff, not everyone is as happy to not get a change for Playmates redemption.

“It is a travesty, an absolute travesty! The trophy should be parked in the Black Box Vault until the 2021 Playmates. This sort of bullshit could tear the Playmates community apart! Maybe don’t call it the Black Box vault though, that sounds creepy.” – Feargus, WWT.

While Jordan from Roo Theatre is already eyeing off returning Roo Theatre to their former Playmates glory days. “It’s ok, they know they are going to lose it next time. Give them a little longer with the trophy because they probably won’t win it again.”

When asked if he thought it was fair that University retain the trophy, Alex responded “Uni keeping the trophy for another year was always gonna happen; you think we weren’t gonna win this year anyway?”

Lisa from Black Box Productions is especially looking forward to performing alongside the other groups. “I don’t do playmates for the competition, it’s just fun, so I really couldn’t care less about the trophy. That being said, Wollongong Comedy 100% should’ve won last year. Don’t tell Alex I said that though.”

PLAYMATES XV 2020 CAST

ALEXANDER CUFF | UNIVERSITY

Alex was born the day before the original Pokémon games were released, which is nice that such a positive thing came after a major tragedy. He spent the next 24 years disappointing most people he encountered. Here’s to 24 more, because God knows he doesn’t have much longer than that.

ADAM ARMITT | WOLLONGONG COMEDY

Adam Armitt is the longest serving participant in playmates, and arguably the most attractive, he is a regular with in the local comedy and improv scene, helping run teach classes to new improvisors as a part of Rising Arts Productions. Will he prove that those who can’t do, teach? Probably.

LISA OMODEI | BLACK BOX PRODUCTIONS

Lisa likes to collect stamps from Japan. She believes they give her samurai powers. Lisa has been involved in lots of improv with Rising Arts Productions and has been a part of Playmates since 2013.

FEARGUS MANNING| WOLLONGONG WORKSHOP THEATRE

Feargus finds a perverse sense of enjoyment in the sheer terror that comes each time he steps into the improv space. He doesn’t like to think too hard about what that says about him but it probably has something to do with the way in which you need to lean on/plug in to your fellow performers. That dynamic is the central thing he loves about all theatre – holding up your fellow performers/storytellers while they hold you up at exactly the same time.

“Improv gets you to dial this energy up to 11. It makes for a truly wild ride that always carries the risk of a serious crash resulting in mashed egos and dismembered reputations.”

BRYSON GRENFELL | S.P.A.T

Bryson has been good looking for about twenty four years now, with very little else going on. He is a fan of comic books, occasional substance abuse and frequent self abuse (I like to rehearse in the mirror). He loves his girlfriend and walks on the beach.

JORDAN CUNNINGHAM | ROO THEATRE CO.

Jordan is just your typical writer who ends up on stage more than he would like. If he could say “no” more often he probably would be somewhere very different. He enjoys writing and is very good at babbling on when he doesn’t know what to say as that’s how he has made it through his university degree. His humor comes out when he is extremely nervous so this show is going to be natural to him. Jordan aspires to have a sass off with Gordon Ramsay one day.

ONE NIGHT ONLY
Saturday 12th December at 8:00pm
at the Bridge Street Theatre Coniston (Phoenix Theatre)
Limited Seating to ensure a COVID-Safe production
BOOK TICKETS NOW

Black Box Theatre | 2020 Season

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Black Box Theatre’s 2020 season kicks off in March with the Pulitzer-Prize winning stage-play PROOF by David Auburn, and will be directed by Luke Berman. On the eve of her twenty-fifth birthday, Catherine, a troubled young woman, has spent years caring for her brilliant but unstable father, a famous mathematician. Now, following his death, she must deal with her own brilliance as well as the doubt of her sanity.

“A touching study in filial devotion, as brilliant people struggle against their fears of madness.” Michael Sommers, New York Times.

Cast: Lisa Omodie (Catherine), Gordon Streek (Robert), Zac Chadwick (Hal), Mel Ringer (Claire)

Our 24 HOUR THEATRE challenge returns again in 2020, and will feature ten short plays that are written overnight, rehearsed and performed the next day – scripts down. Following our sell-out season in 2019, we are expecting another strong showcase.

Our SHORT+SWEET ILLAWARRA festival returns for its third year in the Illawarra, while its big-brother Sydney festival celebrates its nineteenth season. Returning this year will be our Theatre Top-20 season of ten-minute theatre productions, as well as the return of our Film Festival and Cabaret+Comedy showcase following their successful debut in 2019.

If this little festival wasn’t already big enough, we are adding two more programs into the mix, with Short+Sweet Illawarra Dance and Youth-Theatre being launched for the first time in the region.  We will also be adding our own Gala Final Showcase – featuring the best acts from the festival, which is expected to exceed 100 original pieces of theatre, film, comedy and dance.

And as always, to finish the year, will be PLAYMATES ILLAWARRAIllawarrra’s mate-against-mate improvisation showcase featuring six local theatre and entertainment companies. This is the 15th consecutive year Playmates has been staged, with University looking to retain their trophy they won in 2019 in a photo-finish grand final triumph against Wollongong Comedy.

 

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PROOF

Written by David Auburn

Directed by Luke Berman

Starring Lisa Omodei (Catherine), Gordon Streak (Robert),
Zac Chadwick (Hal) and Mel Ringer (Claire)

20 - 28 March 
at the Bridge St Theatre Coniston

 

 

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24 HOUR THEATRE ILLAWARRA

From blank page to the stage – all in 24 hours

30th May
at the Bridge St Theatre Coniston

 

 

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THEATRE | FILM | DANCE | YOUTH | CABARET+COMEDY

The Biggest Little Festival in the World

4th September - 10th October
at the Bridge St Theatre Coniston

 

 

 

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PLAYMATES ILLAWARRA XV

Illawarra’s mate-against-mate improvisation showcase

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Meet the Wollongong Comedy Team | Playmates Illawarra 2019

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7:30pm  Friday 6th December
City Diggers Club, Burelli Street Wollongong

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Meet the Wollongong Comedy Team

No team has been hungrier for the trophy than Wollongong Comedy, not since SPATs inaugural Grand Final victory on our ten-year anniversary. This year, the pressure is on – Wollongong Comedy head honcho Stu MacPherson has gone with a lethal line-up featuring Adam Armitt, Jen Guerrieri-Cortesi, Lisa Omodei and Jarrod Riesinger.

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But no matter how strong the team is, Wollongong Comedy has had a love-hate relationship with our Playmates judging panel.

Luke: Which of the other teams do you think are your biggest threat?

Adam: Just like every year, it’s the judges.

Jen: Yep. “Team Judges”. Too much history there.

Jarrod: Yeah, our team is cursed with both devilishly good looks and the inability to win Playmates.

Luke: What’s your favourite thing about improv?

Jarrod: Crushing the University team.

Jen: I love performing with people I know and love and trust, and meeting new people and seeing their skills develop. Also hearing the audience react instantaneously.

Jarrod: Yeah, and as cheesy as it sounds, it’s the camaraderie. Most of my favourite memories and stories are from improv or with people I perform improv with often. It’s very hard to find something that will bring people closer together than creating something together. Add an element of spontaneity and you have fantastic failures, hilarious embarrassing moments and some really empowering accomplishments; sometimes all in the one scene. I think that’s something only improv can achieve. Speaking of, crushing the Uni team is something only Wollongong Comedy can achieve.

Adam: My Team is hilarious.

Luke: You just won the lotto. What do you do with the cash?

Adam: How much are we talking? Scratchy probably a party, 20-mil definitely a party.

Jen: Pay off my week old mortgage, lots of travel. Buy puppies. Buy a zoo.

Jarrod: Buy a theatre and do a shitload of improv. Also, Disney World. Maybe buy Disney World and turn it into an improv theatre.

Luke: You have a chance to perform in front of a famous person, living or dead. Who, and why?

Adam: President Trump.

Luke: President Trump?

Adam: Yeah, but he’d be dead.

Jarrod: It’s a tie between Wollongong’s resident hunky and hilarious comedian Adam Armitt or Del Close at the peak of his ‘Del Close-ness’. Both seem like they’d be a party to perform in front of!

Jen: Can’t go past Improv Royalty in the form of Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles but I would need a strong glass of liquid courage beforehand.

Luke: Why should people come to Playmates?

Jen: It’s celebrating local theatre and comedians and actors in this friendly, not crazy intimidating way. We have no idea what’s going to happen, neither do you. But we need your suggestions to get there. It’s a fun night of laughs and just something different from plonking on the couch.

Jarrod: To watch Alex Cuff cry when he doesn’t win two years in a row. It’s also a great testament of the talent the Illawarra performing arts scene has. Most companies, whether directly or indirectly, are represented in some way and that is something that should be celebrated.

Adam: Because we are creating a unique experience for the audience and performers. There’s nothing quite like Playmates.

Meet the Roo Theatre Team

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Meet the Roo Theatre Team

We are proud to introduce the team from Playmates founding members Roo Theatre. The team from Shellharbour are fired up ready for their 14th consecutive Playmates and are chasing their third Playmates victory.

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ROO THEATRE 2019 TEAM

Dylan Horvat (Captain)
Alex Groombridge
James Turnbull
Kelly Nicholson

 

Playmates Executive Producer Luke Berman interviewed the team, check out what they had to say!


Luke: How much do you love Playmates?

Dylan:   Enough for it to be my 5th Playmates that I’ve participated in, captaining the Roo Theatre team every time.

James: How many grains of sand are there on the beach?

Alex: With all my heart, which I’ll admit is tiny, but still, it’s all of it.

Kelly: A whole lot. Super fun and the bestest of all the times.

 

Why should people come and watch Playmates?

Alex: I’ve checked with the boys in the lab and their research has found that improv comedians are the second sexiest people on earth (the first are whoever the judges are this year). That and I know full well there’s nothing an audience loves more than being part of a show, and there’s no shortage of that in Playmates.

Kelly: Because it’s the kind of show that makes you want to jump up on stage and just play with all the fun people.

Dylan: Audiences always love Playmates, and why wouldn’t they? It’s showcasing 24 hilarious local performers, all getting a turn to make the audience laugh and give them someone to root for.

James: To see the Roo team win.

 

What’s your favourite part of improvisation?

James: There’s a moment in every Playmates where someone really takes a leap of faith with the content of a joke, or the direction of a scene goes somewhere you don’t plan it to go. There’s that one moment where they break character, just for a second, and look at the audience to see if they’re about to laugh, or if this is going to be the most painful five minutes of their life. That fear in their eyes when they look out, that pure, unreserved fear is the best part of improv. Also, Italian accents are hilarious and I love it when people use them in a scene.

Kelly: I agree with James, there’s really something hilarious and amazing about what comes out of a moment of fear and exhilaration.

Alex: I just love making people laugh. It sounds cliché but life can be so stressful, if I can cheer someone up, I’m satisfied.

Dylan: My favourite part is being able to say what I want on stage without the fear of a director reprimanding me for ad libs!

 

Which team poses the biggest threat to your team winning Playmates this year?

Dylan: Probably the Uni team because they said they’re going to win. Or Workshop because they said they’ll keep it

Kelly: Workshop Theatre, because it’s my previous team and without me they might win again.

Alex: Hey, there is no team more threatening than Roo! We have the greatest power of all: friendship.

James: Look, our only weakness is we might be too good and the judges will have to give the trophy to another team out of pity. We’re just that good.

 

 

If you won the lottery, what would you do with the cash?

Dylan: Receive it in notably small instalments so I don’t go crazy with power. I mean, those small instalments will still be more than most people make in a year so I still have the most power.

Alex: Fund my rock opera. There’s no joke here, I’d literally just do that.

Kelly: Make a super huge budget feature film and buy my family houses and a big TV to watch said movie.

James: Eat it.

Luke: Eat it? Eat your lotto winnings?

James: Yes.

 

What is your spirit animal and why?

Alex: Wild Turkey. Geddit, cuz its a spirit with an animal as a mascot?

James: Three children stacked together in a trench coat.

Luke: Listen, James –

James: Don’t judge me Berman.

Luke: Kelly, help me out here –

Kelly: Definitely a Cat.

James: I hate cats.

Kelly: Hey, they have wonderful relaxing lives and are awesome in every way!

Dylan: Are there any animals that are good at improv? Because having that as my spirit animal would really help me out.

Luke: Yeah mate, I don’t know if there are animals that do improv…

Dylan: Screw you Berman.

 

Final Words?

Dylan: People should seriously come see it, because it’s a great thing to watch every year. Hell, I watched it every year from 2011 – 2014 and have been acting in it ever since.

Kelly: I’m just so excited, fun times ahead!

James: I will have trained gunmen aimed at the building for anyone who dares give us “zimbabwe” as a prompt. This is your final warning.

Alex: It’s gonna be a bloodbath!

Cast Announcement | Playmates Illawarra 2019

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Playmates Illawarra 2019
Cast Announcement

7:30pm  Friday 6th December
City Diggers Club, Burelli Street Wollongong
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WWT TROPHY 2019

The teams have been locked in, and they are ready to play your favourite Playmates improvised comedy games as well as five new games that will be played using suggestions from our live audience.

Wollongong Workshop Theatre returns as defending champions and will face off against a University team hungry to take back the trophy.

“Uni team will avenge what was taken from us.” – Alex Cuff, Uni Captain

But can the team of comedians finally lift the trophy? Stu Macpherson’s Wollongong Comedy are fielding arguably their strongest team ever, but can they win over the judges? Adam Armitt, team captain, is confident of success this year.

“It’s like a failing marriage, I’m just here for the kids.” Adam, Wollongong Comedy

Playmates foundation companies Roo Theatre and Stanwell Park Arts Theatre (SPAT) return for their 14th year, with Black Box rounding out the six teams on stage Friday night.

 

Playmates Illawarra 2019 Teams:

WOLLONGONG WORKSHOP THEATRE   
Feargus Manning (captain), Dayle Raftery, Bryson Grenfell, Caz Prescott

ROO THEATRE
Dylan Horvat (captain), Alex Groombridge, James Turnbull, Kelly Nicholson

UNIVERSITY
Alexander Cuff (captain), Sam Sweeting, Freya Jarrett, Nathan Steel

SPAT
Shayan Murray (captain), Jordan Cunningham, Abbey McDonald, Maddie Huisman

WOLLONGONG COMEDY
Adam Armitt (captain), Jen Guerrieri-Cortesi, Lisa Omodei, Jarrod Riesinger

BLACK BOX
Emily Cassar (captain), Brandon Fairley, Julian Barry

Preview: Theatre Week 2 | Short+Sweet Illawarra 2019

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TOP 20 WEEK 2 | PROGRAM B
11-13 October 2019
Bridge Street Theatre Coniston

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Tickets: Adult $22, Concession/Student $17, Youth (14 and under) $12

It’s amazing what you can do in ten-minutes

Week 2 is the final week of our epic 2019 festival which has featured 65 acts across our Film, Standup Comedy, Cabaret and theatre.

Our final program of ten-minute theatre will be hosted by the winning comedians from our first ever Short+Sweet Illawarra Comedy: Judges Choice winner Diana McLaren (Friday) and Peoples Choice winner Samwise Hemmings (Sunday). Saturday’s performance will be hosted by our Festival Director Luke Berman.

Joining our Illawarra plays are two plays from Sydney and another play from Canberra. Short+Sweet Canberra Festival Director Trevar Chilver presents our Don’t Judge Me while former Short+Sweet Sydney Festival Director Pete Malicki presents Digging Deep. Also joining us from the shire is Rejected and Helpful Anonymous written by Diego Gabriel and directed by the talented Amelia Gilday.

The final performance on Sunday 13th will be followed by the announcement of the two plays that will be invited to perform at Short+Sweet Sydney in 2020 – as well as a special screening of winning films from our inaugural Short+Sweet Illawarra Film Festival Finals.

This Sunday we will be screening:

GIRL TALK (Illawarra)
FUNKY (USA)
TAKE A SEAT (Illawarra)
MUNCHIES (Melbourne)
ROAD TO VAGATOR (Illawarra)

WEEK TWO  PLAYS

RIPPED OFF
Written by Jordan Cunningham (Illawarra)
Directed by Robert Bruce
Cast: Zac Chadwick, Andrew Gobran & Lisa Hughes

The fictional retelling of the true identity of Jack the Ripper.

 

VANISHING POINT
Written and Directed by Steen (Illawarra)
Cast: Eryn Williams, Nick Lewis, Laurence Wann & Ethan Thomas
ITC: Phoenix Theatre Company

Four housemates discover that someone has entered their house and they explore why. Bringing them to a sobering realisation that there are people left alone in the world desperate for someone to show they care.

 

COUNCIL OF WAR
Written by Peter Woolf (Sydney)
Directed by Ihake Jones
Cast: Anne Geenen, Maddie Huisman & Shayan Murray

A Bacteria, a Fungi and a Virus walk into a petri dish, and try to settle once and for all: who is the most deadly?

 

DAVID AND MICHELLE
Written by Diana McLaren (Illawarra)
Directed by Jordan Cunningham
Cast: Ryan Edwards, Grace Callaghan, Jonathan Rodway & Rodney Parker

David and Michelle are deeply in love but have obstacles in the way of their being together.

 

DIGGING DEEP
Written and Directed by Pete Malicki (Sydney)
Presented by Beacon Theatre
Cast: Alan Long

Kieran Johanssen thinks life is unfair. His neighbour Mark Grimshaw inherited a bunch of money from his Great Aunt Edna and bought himself a Porsche Boxster. Not that Kieran’s jealous.

 

REJECTED AND HELPFUL ANONYMOUS
Written by Gabriela Diego (Sydney)
Directed by Amelia Gilday (Sydney)
Cast: Shannon Collard, Adam Cook, Alex Fenner, Anthony Ghosn and Alicia Badger.

This quirky comedy shows that even the most helpful people can be rejected. Is it due to bad luck or bad behaviour? Maybe it’s both!

 

MISSED CONNECTIONS
Written by Bradley Ward (Illawarra)
Directed by Bradley Ward & Kaylee Ashton
ITC: Rising Arts Productions
Cast: Kaylee Ashton & Bradley Ward

After connecting through an online ad, a man and a woman meet in person only to realise that they have had a significant misunderstanding in the nature of their rendezvous.

 

THE BEACH
Written by Ashleigh Hook (Auckland, NZ)
Directed by Stacey Wales
Cast: Caitlin Deverey & Michael Emerson

New years on the beach, Holly and Joe test human resilience as they play a game to see how life may have turned out differently if they’d made different decisions.

 

DON’T JUDGE ME
Written and Directed by Trevar Chilver (Canberra)
Cast: Daniel Berthon, Ryan Erlandsen

One wink from Pete, and Mike is smitten, but it’s not all roses…

 

 

Preview: Theatre Week 1 | Short+Sweet Illawarra 2019

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SHORT+SWEET THEATRE ILLAWARRA

TOP 20 WEEK 1 | PROGRAM A
27 – 29 September 2019
Bridge Street Theatre Coniston

FESTIVAL TICKETS

It’s amazing what you can do in ten-minutes

Week one of our Top-20 season of ten-minute theatre will feature eleven bite-sized stories performed by local actors from scripts submitted from the Illawarra and around the world.

Week 1 will be hosted by the People’s Choice winning comedian from the Short+Sweet Illawarra Cabaret+Comedy Showcase, and will also feature the judges favourite Cabaret act.

The final performance on Sunday 29th will be followed by the announcement of the two plays that will be invited to perform at Short+Sweet Sydney in 2020 – as well as a special screening of the Judge’s Choice winning films from our inaugural Short+Sweet Illawarra Film Festival Finals.

WEEK ONE  PLAYS

Having the Prawn
Written by Katrina Samaras (Illawarra)
Directed by Bella Whitcher
Cast: Kaylee Ashton, Zac Chadwick & Olivia Harris

In this eternal triangle, two’s company, three’s a crowd – or is it?

Trapped
Written by Barry Wood (UK)
Directed by Annie May Roberts
Cast: Lillian Woods & Matthew Latham

Claire has something shocking to tell her friend, but is it all in her mind, or even someone else’s mind.

The New Improved Fortune Teller
Written by Bernadette Le Mesurier (Illawarra)
Directed by Gabriela Gonzalez
Cast: Anne Geenen, Shayan Murray, Michael Le Mesurier and Gabriela Gonzalez

A young couple’s relationship takes an unexpected turn when they meet a fortune teller with strange new powers. Who wishes to know their future when they’re happy with the way their life is heading?

Ebook Meets Treebook
Written by Rex McGregor (NZ)
Directed by Inga Jon
Cast: Shayan Murray, Dylan Green, Abbey McDonald and Billee Paige Harris

When an eBook tablet is left on a park bench, an old-fashioned paperback comes to the rescue.

The Beach
Written by Ashleigh Hook (Auckland, NZ)
Directed by Stacey Wales
Cast: Caitlin Deverey & Michael Emerson

New years on the beach, Holly and Joe test human resilience as they play a game to see how life may have turned out differently if they’d made different decisions.


For Jeffery
Written by Andy Goldberg (California, USA)
Directed by Patrick Harrison
Cast: Samuel Litvensky & Naoise Champion

Between a man and a woman, a good deed goes unpunished.


2112
Adapted and Directed by Alex Groombridge (Illawarra)
Presented by Red Star Entertainment
Cast: Nathan Edwards, Laura Williams, Bradley Ward, Blake Hoole, Michael Emerson, Ihaka Jones
Band: Dan Osbourne (Guitar), Robbie Cotterell (Guitar), Ruairí Moylan (Bass),  Matthew Bryant (Keys), Harrison Xirocostas (Drums)

Whilst living under a dictatorship, a citizen finds an ancient relic, reigniting a war between planets.


Vanishing Point

Written and Directed by Steen (Illawarra)
Presented by the Phoenix Theatre Company
Cast: Eryn Williams, Nick Lewis, Laurence Wann and Ethan Thomas

Four housemates discover that a ghost has entered their house and they explore why. Bringing them to a sobering realisation that there are people left alone in the world desperate for someone to show they care.


Local Kid
Written by Aubrey Lidden (Southern Highlands, NSW)
Directed by Noah Cegielski
Cast: Samuel Litvensky

A solo performance where young man is brought in for police interrogation for a gang related killing in the community, interacting with unseen interviewers who must make him crack.


More Brains Pleaasseee!!!
Written and Directed by Patrick Kevin Gamble (Illawarra)
Cast: Ricky Gamble & Patrick Gamble

Two zombies contemplate life, as Zombies.


Errr…???

Written by Elden Rhoads (California, USA)
Directed by Zoe Rose
Cast: Laura Williams, Arthur Gallagher

A young couple at a crossroads in their relationship — with nothing left to say, do they break up, or get married?

Short+Sweet Illawarra Film Festival Finalists (Top 20) | 13-14 September 2019

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TOP 20 | FINALS
13 – 14 September 2019
Gala Twin Cinemas, Warrawong

Short+Sweet Illawarra is thrilled at the high standard of short films that were submitted to our inaugural Film Festival. A total of 86 films were submitted from around the world, so many that we have added a second program to our first season – the Wildcards (stay tuned this week for the announcement of our Wildcard Finalists.

Here are our finalists – screening on Friday 13th September and 14th September both at 8:30pm at the Gala Twin Cinemas Warrawong (cinema 2).

 

  ILLAWARRA FILMS

Road to Vagator
Written and Directed by Nick Bolton & Jess Milne
A film by TEN ALPHAS
Cast: Nick Bolton, Sandy Velini

A man is issued a series of challenges, by an unknown person, and left with with no option but to carry them out, taking him from London to Sydney, via Dubai, Mumbai, Goa, Kerala and Hong Kong.  A film by Jess Milne and Nick Bolton, yes just two people, shot on location, in 5 countries on honeymoon, January 2018.

 

Take a Seat
Written and Directed by Jordan Turner
Cast: Jensen Baraldi

The Collector is a young man who has lost himself to his habit, delving deeper and deeper into his fetish for the four-legged until nothing else remains.  Told from an intimate perspective, Take a Seat is an introspective look into an unusual collection and the thoughts that drive the obsession.

 

Girl Talk
Written and Directed by Kelly Nicholson
Cast: Isabelle Fredericks, Lisa Omodei

A woman wakes up in a garage to the most terrifying and awkward moment of her life.

 

Thumbs
Written and Directed by Troy Scott Brough

A black romantic comedy with a twist of red.

 

  AUSTRALIAN FILMS

 

Munchies | Melbourne
Written and Directed by Hayley Warnock

Herbert is pleasantly spending the afternoon in his vegetable garden until he discovers something has been munching on his crops. Surely it can’t be that hard to catch the perpetrator?

Genre: Stop-motion animation.

 

Legacy | Adelaide
Written and Directed by Barry Mitchell
Cast: Eileen Darley, Freya Anthony, Joe Anthony, Lucy Taylor

Children in a cave listen as a woman, who might be their aunty, tells the story of how their ancestors destroyed the world.

 

Waldwölfe (Forest Wolves) | Sydney
Written and Directed by Peter W. Allen
Cast: Lara Deam, Callum Needham, Luke Jacka, Marcus Molyneux

1940s Germany, three Nazi soldiers capture an escaped Jewish woman. But what will they do with her?

Genre: War, Drama, Period

 

Untitled | Robertson, QLD
Written and Directed by Noah Gerometta
Cast: Jack Murphy, Tahlia Jade Holt

An argument arises when a screenwriter discusses his subject matter.

 

Nour | Melbourne
Directed by Suzy Sainovski
Written by John Cunningham
Cast: Taj Aldeeb, Danae Swinburne, Harper Elwyn

A young Syrian girl fleeing the horrors of the civil war suddenly finds herself with more responsibility than she can handle.

 

As We Fall | Sydney
Directed by Jim Winton Porter
Written by Jim Winton Porter, Dante Porter, Hanni Witt
Cast: Jim Winton Porter, Hanni Witt, Dante Porter

A man and a woman share tragedies that bring them together.

 

INTERNATIONAL FILMS

The Proposal  | Ukraine
Written and Directed by Nazar Germanov
Cast: Mauro Canepa, Denise Drago

Young loving couple holds a romantic dinner where Ethan makes an offer to Erin to marry him. This evening will inspire Erin to write a new composition

Genre: Animation

 

Funky  | USA
Written and Directed by Ellis J. Sutton
Cast: Chance Davis, Anngelica , Elle Vernee, Keith Bartley, Nu’Jay, Kristian Emel, Nia Warren

While preparing for the biggest party of the year, Clinton and Jessica take their own funky path by rejecting mainstream music and accepting their own groovy tastes.

 

Unwanted Destiny | Sweden
Written and Directed by Sam Shaahin Doost

 

Paravent  | Egypt
Written and Directed by Fatema Faidallah
Cast: Abdelrahman ali, Abdelrahman essam, Mohamed elsheikh, Marawan Khier Elden, Hassan Abokaram

Paravent represents racism between black and white and it shows how much it can affect someone’s life.

 

Winged Miracle | Azerbaijan
Written and Directed by Zahra Mirrza
Cast: Karam Hadizadeh, Bahruz Vagifoglu, Zahra Mehdizadeh

Azerbaijan, 1937. A poet for Panturkish ideological ideas was arrested. While in prison, he is visited by his daughter with a picture of a bird in a cage.

 

First Date | USA
Directed by D.T. Bullock
Written by Victoria L. Bullock
Cast: Ashleigh Ann Wood, Chris Stein

Adriana has limited communication with the outside world after two years of intensive counseling for her PTSD.  Adriana prepares for a First Date, but will she open the door?

 

The Tomb of the Exhausted | France
Written and Directed by Marion Fernandez
Cast: Karam Hadizadeh, Bahruz Vagifoglu, Zahra Mehdizadeh

 

Coffin Decolleté | Egypt
Written and Directed by Nancy Kamal
Cast: Menna Ashraf

A girl notices wedding preparations in her home. She did not expect to be the bride.